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AUTISM XRP

For investors on the spectrum of financial decisions

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EVERY GENERATION GETS THE XRP IT DESERVES — EVERY GENERATION GETS THE XRP IT DESERVES — EVERY GENERATION GETS THE XRP IT DESERVES — EVERY GENERATION GETS THE XRP IT DESERVES — EVERY GENERATION GETS THE XRP IT DESERVES — EVERY GENERATION GETS THE XRP IT DESERVES —
// What is this

XRP WON THE
LAWSUIT AND STILL
FOUND A WAY
TO LOSE.

The SEC case is over. Ripple won. XRP is not a security. The community celebrated for about 48 hours before watching the price dump from $3.65 back to a dollar.


Five years of waiting. Five years of "when the lawsuit ends XRP will moon." It ended. It didn't moon. It did the opposite of moon. It mooned in the wrong direction.


And somehow, you're still here.


That's not investing. That's not diamond hands. That's something deeper. Something clinical. Something that probably has a name in the DSM-5.


This coin is for you.

1B
Supply
0%
Tax
100%
Circulating
0
Utility

"The SEC lawsuit was the only thing giving XRP holders a personality."

// A brief history

THE TIMELINE
OF DELUSION

Jan 2018
The Peak
XRP hits $3.84. You tell everyone at Thanksgiving you're basically retired. You start browsing boats. You do not buy a boat.
2018-2020
The Coma
XRP trades sideways for two years between $0.15 and $0.30. You develop a parasocial relationship with Brad Garlinghouse's Twitter account. You start using the word "utility" in casual conversation.
Dec 2020
The Lawsuit
The SEC sues Ripple. Every exchange delists XRP. Normal people sell and move on with their lives. You buy more and start reading federal court filings for fun. This is when your family starts to worry.
2021-2024
The Waiting Room
You spend four years in XRP Discord servers arguing about Judge Torres rulings. You know what "programmatic sales" means. You have opinions about securities law. You have become someone your 2017 self would not recognize.
Nov 2024
The Trump Pump
Trump wins. Gary Gensler resigns. XRP pumps 580% in a month. You feel vindicated for the first time in six years. You start browsing boats again. You still do not buy a boat.
Jul 2025
The All-Time High
XRP hits $3.65. New all-time high. The lawsuit gets officially dismissed in August. Everything you've been saying for five years is technically correct. You do not sell.
Feb 2026
The Present
XRP is $1.34. Down 63% from the high. The lawsuit is over. The catalyst is gone. There is nothing left to wait for. And yet here you are, still holding, still refreshing CoinMarketCap at 3am. You're not an investor. You're a patient.
NO ROADMAP — NO UTILITY — NO PROMISES — JUST VIBES — NO ROADMAP — NO UTILITY — NO PROMISES — JUST VIBES — NO ROADMAP — NO UTILITY — NO PROMISES — JUST VIBES — NO ROADMAP — NO UTILITY — NO PROMISES — JUST VIBES —
// The mission

THERE IS NO MISSION.

No whitepaper. No roadmap with phases named after Greek gods. No team page with a Chief Blockchain Officer who previously worked at a company you've never heard of.


There is a coin. It has a name. The name is funny. That is the entire value proposition.


If you're looking for utility, close this tab. If you're looking for a community of people who held XRP through a government lawsuit, a 90% drawdown, a new all-time high, and then another 63% drawdown, and are still somehow bullish — you're home.

"I don't need a financial advisor. I need a therapist who understands Fibonacci retracements."